I had a dream

Last night, that is.

I dreamt I was talking to her, for some reason.

It's a bit fuzzy, but I recall her asking if I played WoW or something similar. To which I replied "Oh, on what realm are you on?". To which she answered "Just look for tier 5".

And I remember being somewhat confused at the time, thinking that there was no way I could search for someone on the armory by gear. "Maybe if I could search for Crystalforge, I might find her".

And, a few minutes ago, it hit me: I had a dream that involved me talking about WoW with the girl I currently have a crush on, wherein I assumed she played the game as well, and as a paladin no less.

As Thorim once said: "Pathetic".

Phase 2?

She is the lucid dream...

The monster in my nightmares...

The fiend of a thousand faces...

Cower before her true form.

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODDESS OF-

...

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WE JUST WENT OVER THIS FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME: STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT-DAMNED GREEN CLOUDS!!