In the words of a Mycon Deep Child from Star Control 3

Free! We are out! We are FREE! Hello. Hello. Hello. What do you like?

Surprise!

*Yogg-Saron laugh goes here*

Was that her?

Damn, I think that was her. Shit, and I didn't ask her.

WELL, YES, OF FUCKING COURSE IT WAS HER.

NEVER MIND THAT IT IS BOTH PHYSICALLY AND GEOGRAPHICALLY IMPOSSIBLE FOR IT TO BE HER. IT WAS HER, AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT! 

IT WAS ALL A BIG FUCKING ELABORATE LIE TO GET AWAY FROM YOU ALL ALONG, ASSHOLE! SURPRISE!!!

BUT DON'T WORRY! YOU WERE FAIR AND BALANCED IN THE WAY YOU DEALT WITH HER PRESENCE. BY ONLY STEALING A GLANCE AT HER AND NOT SAYING A FUCKING WORD, IT WAS JUST LIKE ALL THOSE OTHER TIMES YOU SAW HER FUCKING ONLINE AND FUCKING CHICKENED THE FUCK OUT OF ASKING HER ONE GODDAMN QUESTION AND GETTING SOME MOTHERFUCKING CLOSURE ON THAT IDIOT HANGUP YOU'VE GOT.

AWESOMESAUCE, ASSHOLE! KEEP IT UP! 5 STARS, WOULD READ AGAIN!

NOW LET'S PLAY SOME VIDYA!

But, but I can't make up my mind regarding which one to play.

DON'T FUCKING WORRY, JACKASS! IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'LL GET TOO FAR, OR YOU'D HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT BEING DIFFICULT TO PROGRESS, AND YOU KNOW HOW THAT USUALLY GOES. JUST PICK SOMETHING AT RANDOM OR ASK A FRIEND.

*Several hours later*

Have you found anything yet?

No? 

WELL, COLOUR ME SURPRISED AND ORANGE!

It's too bright

and there are people awake that might see it.

Gotta wait until it's dark and I'm the only one here.

POSTPONE! POSTPONE! POSTPONE! ABORT!

Well, that's just dandy.

Play Amnesia: The Dark Descent? Yes.
Do it in the dark? Yes.
With headphones on? Yes.
Is there a bit of lightning going on outside? Yes.
Was she on afterwards? Yes.

Did I talk to her? Yes, of course. Why wouldn't I?

BETA BETA BETA BETA

BETA AS FUCK!