I thought I got over it

But then I saw it.

And it's time for some more Ulduar-based self-flagellation.

As in, "FAILURE! WEAKLING!", "NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOO!" and some laughter coming from the "you should fucking know fucking better, you fucking waste of space.

And let's not forget Mr. Kologarn's input.

Fear

is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I did it!

I should have written it before the day's eve, but I still managed to do it!

I just hope I get to do something with it tomorrow/later!

Yayifications!

Sometimes

I feel small. Very small.

So small this song starts playing:




And then the wishful thinking comes back with a vengeance.

Blah

Et tu, Lara?

Ph

Russ!

Trache!

On!!

Mellde

Misa Vlad ê e num Vampir.

Meivanim shpatsin Hávindr.

Eggman?

Oh shit, she's on. What do I do? I'm intimidated!!

She's right there. Just take a chance.

I'm intimidated, damn it. What do I do?

Just talk to her, you, you... DOUBLE BETA!

Emo Shit

Blah.

Double Tap!

So I think I "saw" her twice today.

Feels bad, man.

Ping Pong Top

Sra. Patrícia Muller, faz-me lembrar alguém que preferia que não fizesse. :P

101st Post, yayifications!

We liked the same post on Facebook...


THAT MEANS IT'S MUTUAL ETERNAL LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Picture related:

F!

RUST!

RATION!

Herp

Derp.

Blast

It happened again today.

Fucking hair, how does it work?

Hallucinations, you say?

I think I saw what I can only describe as a "blonde clone of her" today.

Sanity is down to 90, where's my green beam?

Have you ever herped so hard...

...that you derped?

I have. Every day.

When I think about her, I might as well go "hurr durr" because it would at least be amusing on some level.

This, however, is fun for nobody.

Fucking depression, how does it work?

Status Update

I had a dream

Last night, that is.

I dreamt I was talking to her, for some reason.

It's a bit fuzzy, but I recall her asking if I played WoW or something similar. To which I replied "Oh, on what realm are you on?". To which she answered "Just look for tier 5".

And I remember being somewhat confused at the time, thinking that there was no way I could search for someone on the armory by gear. "Maybe if I could search for Crystalforge, I might find her".

And, a few minutes ago, it hit me: I had a dream that involved me talking about WoW with the girl I currently have a crush on, wherein I assumed she played the game as well, and as a paladin no less.

As Thorim once said: "Pathetic".

Phase 2?

She is the lucid dream...

The monster in my nightmares...

The fiend of a thousand faces...

Cower before her true form.

BOW DOWN BEFORE THE GODDESS OF-

...

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, WE JUST WENT OVER THIS FOR THE UMPTEENTH TIME: STAY AWAY FROM THE LIGHT-DAMNED GREEN CLOUDS!!